waking up in bed today, is sat up, and i felt a huge pain, a special type of pain, a pain from eating way to much milchiks over tehr past few days. at the bottom of my stomach was a weight pulling pulling me down, down , down, causing me to fall back into my ed and going back to sleep. then i woke up again, and had to run to the toilet, before doing the toilet in an untiolet'dike place. down the hallway i race, oooops, forgot to do the mioda ani, i ran back to my room, jump into my bed, hide all evidence that i've been out of the bed without doing moida ani. then i do the moida ni, pretend to yawn adn stretch, jummp up race down the hallway, into the toilet, close the door ,lock it, sit down. ooooooooops forgot to do the neggie, stand up open door, race down the hallawyjump into bed, hide all the evidence that ive been out of bed without the neggie, wash the - oooops i forgot to bring neggie to my room last night, oy vay. i jump out of bed race down the hallway,fill up the neggie wash my hantelach, go into the toileet close and lock the door, sit down and relax. until, oooooops,i look at my hand, what do i see? is taht a place where the neggie water didn't touch? i think it is. i open the door reffil neggie, thaen waht do i do?? do i wash for morning neggie or for toilet neggie??? don't know. run to the phone, call up the rabbi ,"what do id do....." after about 1/2 hr. of explaining the situation, i hear "t...d...h..e..c..m..o. your call could not be cnnected, please check the no. and try again...h..w...l...m...f..b..i..x." i slam down the phone in aggrovation.
so i is wattleing into the study and i is looking up shulchan aruch haRav. only prob is that it is not discussing such things in this shulchan aruch. i turn around to the next shelf and take down a igros moshe, take a look at the index and decide that i's too complicated. so, i look around for a sefer which says letters in english and what do i see??bingo; "letters in englsih" i take her down from the shelf and take a look inside, and what do i see?

B'H date

to ........

peace and blessings...........

nope not for now, that's not the book i'm looking for.

MAKE A LONMG STORY short

i wash neggie 5 times to be really mad-dish, than i don't really need to go back to the toilet for obvious erasons but i do need to get some fresh undies.
see you at zaida pinek's, i son't need to air out my begoodim, i ready cleaned them this morning

yours truly
yoske

P.S.
lesson of the story: chitas rambam and mikvah every day