Granchildren, Black and White, Stars in Protest

I know that in 50 years time our grandchildren will no longer be using old-fashioned things like computers, internet, and blog's. But were they to be interested, will they be able to? Like, do you have access in listening to old records or watching your parents wedding on their reelm of tape?
Which leads me to my next point: Have you heard this ridiculous add about purchasing the newspaper from your mothers day of birth, for some erroneous price? What the...? What have we come to? And how about the new movement of selling stars, allowing you to name a start after a loved one?! I mean, you think if i bought it, named it, and then walked outside at night and called its name, it'd give me a winc? This is outrageous!
Listen here. We, an intellegent and coherent audience, are feeling abused by the mockery the media is making of us. It's time we protested. None of this no longer. We are tired of being laughed at.
I'm sorry i have carried on without pattern, but such is the blog world.
Its time to act!