rate this 1-10 for embarassing story
i have a tacker helerious story that hapenned last night. so i go to visit sara dechter, and the decthers block is impos to part on bc one whole side is full of driveways, so you cant park on the tiny little nature strips in btw drive ways unless your car is really NIFTY. anyways, i park covering a tiny bit of the narrowest drive anyways, all proud that i got a spot ( i had already been kicked out of their driveway by an angry neighbour). anways, 2 hours later i come back to my car and there is another car double parked alongside. i cassualy apologize to the driver - 'was i blocking your driveway? im so sorry'. anwyas, got my head blasted off - shes been waiting for half an hour and what was i thinking. if you think thats bad, well husband of car driver rocks up on the scene in only tzitzis blasting me like youve never heard - how dumb can you be, so inconsiderate, why didnt you leave a note, and so irresponsible with all your belongings in an unlocked car, your wallet and id and cash. wait one sec, EXCUSE ME - how do YOU know wahts inside my yellow bag - the guy went through all my stuff! but it gets beter, coz i speed my little bottom out of that place so fast, but half an hour later i get a phone call form, get this, MRS. ZARCHI (who lives across the road) that i must move my car, pple have such tempers, they could smash my windows. this is at 11:30pm mind you. so im all apologetic, how do you know mrs.zarchi that my car was on your block? the dude who went through my bag saw that my last name was wolf, with an australian license, calls R'Zarchi bc he knows hte wolf connections, r'zarchi calls eli in australia to get my cell phone number and gives it to mrs.zarchi at 11:30 to tell me to move my car!?! If this is not embarassing, then I dont know what is - dina, this is definitely worse than mrs.pikarski (my neighbour) screaming at me for nearly crashing into a passing truck on my block!
posted by SHEVAWOLF @ 5:32 AM
15 Comments:
At 6/06/2006 12:13 PM,
Anonymous said…
just saw your story on crownheights.info.
At 6/07/2006 2:49 PM,
Anonymous said…
one less person who wants to marry you
At 6/07/2006 8:16 PM,
Anonymous said…
if only you have myriads more of such stories, there might only be one guy left, by process of elimination!
what do you say mum?
At 6/08/2006 4:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
good idea
At 6/11/2006 9:00 AM,
Anonymous said…
sheva you love when funny stories happen to you, so u can write home, and get feedback that your hylarious. you can just make up the stories..
At 6/11/2006 3:02 PM,
Anonymous said…
yossi, yossi, yossi, why post under anonymous when its so clear that its you?
At 6/12/2006 5:14 AM,
Anonymous said…
nice try, but try again
At 6/12/2006 10:55 AM,
Anonymous said…
10
At 6/13/2006 9:32 PM,
Anonymous said…
actually,
it wasn't me who posted anonymous on any of these posts. In fact, i have a sneaking suspicion that all the anonymous posts are from the ever-sneeky, Dovi Wolf. This type of childish humor could only come from somenoe who sits at a computer the whole day, with so much free tim onm his hands. Having nothing else to do, Dovi goes into chaos; what should he do?? He's already played all the games on miniclip.com and on mousebreaker, he's looked at every video clip possible to see on the net, exhausted the google search engine, what else is ther to do?????
Thne, he thinks to himself, wait a minute, there just one more thing i can do, that is, to go on the wolf fam. blog. SO, dovi goes onto it, sees that nothig much is happening, so he decides to look in his book of "10,000,001 boredom busters" and looks up "blog" and sees solution 9,567,452 it reads "This trick is an oldy woldy, but, oldies are besties. so, what you do is, you post under anonymous, then under anonymous you post to anonymous, why do you post anojnymous, wee all know it's xxxxx. consequently, you frma that person for writing the dumb coment that you wrote, and he gets the blame for you being bored and childish. PERFECT.
Perfect it was , for dovi, so he did just that, but he made one teeny weeny slip up, which is a fundemntal one; he posted a really dumb post unde ranonymous. Dovi, really, I'm not that dumb as to write such a post.
Sorry, scrap what i just said, it's not Dovi's fault that he wrote soething so dumb, he thought that if he was to write something of my calibre, e must write a comment like he had never wiriten before, one tha was smart and witty. making tha cheshbon, he realised that it wasn't going to be easy, but neverthless, he tried. unfortunatley, after many hours of brainstorming on his comp. dovi could not think of something smart enough to say. I just feel bad for dovi, he wasted so much time, writing that 1 sentence post, ooooh whats going to be???
TIP: dovi, if you ever wnat to d othat trick, do it too someone like shaul or sheva or chana etc. they onky eritw dumb things.
Actually, pretend that you had written the first post, and they blame yourself on it, then ut'll be really tricky!!!!
At 6/13/2006 9:34 PM,
Anonymous said…
actually,
it wasn't me who posted anonymous on any of these posts. In fact, i have a sneaking suspicion that all the anonymous posts are from the ever-sneeky, Dovi Wolf. This type of childish humor could only come from somenoe who sits at a computer the whole day, with so much free tim onm his hands. Having nothing else to do, Dovi goes into chaos; what should he do?? He's already played all the games on miniclip.com and on mousebreaker, he's looked at every video clip possible to see on the net, exhausted the google search engine, what else is ther to do?????
Thne, he thinks to himself, wait a minute, there just one more thing i can do, that is, to go on the wolf fam. blog. SO, dovi goes onto it, sees that nothig much is happening, so he decides to look in his book of "10,000,001 boredom busters" and looks up "blog" and sees solution 9,567,452 it reads "This trick is an oldy woldy, but, oldies are besties. so, what you do is, you post under anonymous, then under anonymous you post to anonymous, why do you post anojnymous, wee all know it's xxxxx. consequently, you frma that person for writing the dumb coment that you wrote, and he gets the blame for you being bored and childish. PERFECT.
Perfect it was , for dovi, so he did just that, but he made one teeny weeny slip up, which is a fundemntal one; he posted a really dumb post unde ranonymous. Dovi, really, I'm not that dumb as to write such a post.
Sorry, scrap what i just said, it's not Dovi's fault that he wrote soething so dumb, he thought that if he was to write something of my calibre, e must write a comment like he had never wiriten before, one tha was smart and witty. making tha cheshbon, he realised that it wasn't going to be easy, but neverthless, he tried. unfortunatley, after many hours of brainstorming on his comp. dovi could not think of something smart enough to say. I just feel bad for dovi, he wasted so much time, writing that 1 sentence post, ooooh whats going to be???
TIP: dovi, if you ever wnat to d othat trick, do it too someone like shaul or sheva or chana etc. they onky eritw dumb things.
Actually, pretend that you had written the first post, and they blame yourself on it, then ut'll be really tricky!!!!
At 6/13/2006 9:39 PM,
Anonymous said…
yoske u are a BORED SOUL
At 6/15/2006 9:16 PM,
Anonymous said…
one way of getting your post count up is by posting the same post 2 minutes after already posting it.
of course another way would be to think of an original post.
though the first way seems much easier.
At 6/16/2006 7:26 AM,
SHEVAWOLF said…
thank you for the free entertainment. cheaper htan a ticket to helisinki, finland
At 6/16/2006 1:52 PM,
Anonymous said…
yossi, i have now lost all respect for you.
you are not funnier when you write nasty things
you can be funny and cute without being not nice. lets see if you can try that.
At 7/18/2006 8:46 PM,
Anonymous said…
Really amazing! Useful information. All the best.
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