did you hear the news????

did you hear the news? no
guess who's back in town? who
it's uncy yosi and his little dog(shaul).
would you believeit? neither did i when they told me that they wnated me back home. i was sitting at the beach, relaxing, then my phonje rings. so im like "hello, whos there" and the parents are like "we changed our minds and we want you to come home on the school bus, and not to stay there till 'we pick you up'(yeh right)" so i'm like "i don't want to come home" so tahy is telling me "everyone wants you back, the blog is dieing out, it needs some lifeforce" so i am saying "i don't really care about the blog" so that is saying"listen guys, either attention or detention, okay. you gotta come home, just think about the blog, and all the other losers on the blog, who are waiting for your posting or your comment" so i is telling "them fine i'll come home"
. so i come home. and guess what? no red carpet! no fooooooood! noones even awake!! they're all shllofing!! so i am said to my dog "i shouldn't've come home, it's not worth it."
then finally, when am about to start walking back to portsea, my dog started barking. woof,woooooooof, woooooooooooof, so i told "shut up you stupid idiot" so then my dog said "wooooofwoooof, os i turn around and there infront of my eyes was a big,,scary,vicious wolf, looming over me, tutty was awake!!!!!!!
then i didn't wake up, i went to sleep.