on to london

hi fam
so i left finland this morning. rivka kraemer pickedc me up from the airport, im sitting on her couch, she wen tout to an opshernish and my stomach is killing. im going to be back in ny on tues imh and thats life.

we had this bbq for 'young adults' in finland, like there are alot of 18-25 year olds here, and one of them is gong to mayanot, convinced by binyamin, so it was a goodbye party for him. anyways, binyomin asked us to run a game at the party and we forgot about it. meanwhile, there are like 15 really good looking guys and say 2 girls and binyomin's like so eli and sheva are going to play a game wiht us now! nearly died. instead we put them all in a cirlce and told them were going to play frisbee and its a really cool aussie game. and theyre all lik e- we know this game, its not ausralian. very embarassing. end result\\\; some weirdo asked me for my email adress and i didnt know what to say so i gave it to him and now im getting emails - he sent me his phone number and wanst to hang out. thank g-d i left the country! we were planning on goingt o all the cool second hand shops on the last day there but it iddnt happen bc it was a public holiday adn everyone clears out for their summer cottages. bh im tanned and blonde again. and tahts it. call me in the us on tues.

ps australia lost the soccer, it is a great source of embarassment in europe!

G'bye Bal Harbour :(

Gbye parties from Bat Mitzvah Club and our Teen group..... its so sad!! I'm outa here on Sunday!!! tomorow night is a good bye party f rom the women of the community. Pics to follow

im still here

hi family,
im a member of the familt most probably not many of you know about, or most probably i have already been forgotten from your minds. i live in a far off country, far away from most of you, and i just wanted to write to say that im still here . my name is shaul, for those that have forgotten, and i live upstairs in my (our??) house, next door to my sister.
thanks for taking the time to read this and dont be shy to call me at any time of the day. (although i may not be home, awake or unbusy)
shaul

KLinse veekly

Brothers & sisters,
i would like to inform you of some very important news!!
as you all know, the Kleins Monthly publication is scheduled to come out before parshas shelcah (australia time). Unfortunately, due to laziness, not many articles or pictures have been suubmitted to wolfpack@alphalink.com , therefore this weeks publication may have to br postponed!!!!!!!1 OYVEY!!! freinds, we need YOUR so-o[peration, you need to send in whatever yyou can, as it says in Job,"Thoug hshall noth sleep, unlesth though has submited entriesh to thy KLeinsths Monthly."

SO cousins please send in wahtever you can, the critereeia of wwaht to send was sent to you in a n email

shkaiach
exec.

MAZAL TOV MAZAL TOV

MAZAL TOV TO CHANA DEVORA AND NOCHUM :) I SPOKE TO THE HAPPY KALLAH SHE SOUNDS OVER THE MOOONNNN AND IT WAS A BIG SURPRISE NOT EVEN BOBBE KNEW?!??!?! ANYWAYS IYH BY ALL OF U

well guess wat family i wanted 2 download pics so i went to the internet cafwe with my camera full of fotos and i come there and u guessed it its full...
so i went 2 the next 1 and they hav 1 comp left im all xcited that i can finaly post some fotos for u all 2 c so i sit down by the computer and u know chek my email and a few other stuff and thenm the time cums 2 upload the fotos and much 2 my dismay there is no cd drive in this computer!! i mean hus eva heard of a computer without a cd drive and 2 make matters worse i look around and this is the only one without a cd drive a catastrophe my dear frend sitting beside me came 2 tghe rescue with his beuatiful white shining usb cord which fits right in2 my camera and the computer ...SUCCESS but littrlew did i know that there usb drives or outlets wateva u call them dont wqork so u r gonna hav 2 wait till next timew 2 c my pics
btw dovi i make the effort 2 call u after ur threatening message and ur not even home ur loss now u hav 2 casll ,e itsd ur turn

helsinki, finland

http://www.ganisrael.fi/templates/photogallery/photogallery.asp?AID=393188

ok, no time to write (busy sheva as ussuall...) check out our finland pics. unfortunately i think that my family will not be the only ones checking them up!!

wedding in atlantA

i just got back this morning from atlanta- which is a beautiful city, very country like. anyway i went for my friend liba leah new's wedding to mendy gurary from cholon, israel. it was STUNNING and fun and pics are to come soon.
but meanwhile i met this lady at the wedding who asks me my name and then said - are you related to Eli wolf?? i'm like yea he's my brother, how do you know him? she said - everyone knows him he's famous. THEN her husband whispers something to her and she said to me: are you related to Menashe wolf?? i said yes.... is he also famous??? so the end ofh te story was she is the daughter of the ROSH - shochat and is married to liba leah's uncle and her husband told me your brother is coming to our yeshvia i said... no he's not he's staying in Toras Emes he said REALLY?? i thought he was coming here....

so moral of hte story a) we have a famous fam b) call the yeshiva and cancel your spot!!

PICS OF OUR BAT MITZVAH CLUB GRADUATION! IT WAS GORGEOUS B"h!!

watsup fam life is crazy ive bin like weddin hopin and i feel sorta knocked ouit i went last nite 2 our dear cuzs libermen weddin and like i came there and i didnt know a soul but then i meet some ppl i know and a few lchaims lata and im rite in2 it twas quite nice 2 meet all the fam of whom i dont know most of them sholom was therer and a few vilenkins and form arizona the father was thee twas noice then 2nite someguy who was in toras emes last yr asked us 2 cum 2 his siss wedin in bne brak (my firstr time there) so that was quite wild and wen that finished we crashed an american weedin of raskin and thee i met a whole lot of frends wich was coool i came out drenchged in sweat (why do all israeli halls have low roofs, pray tell me) and then made my wy 2 jeru and im goin 2 sterns 2 morow which is xcitn
shvuos here was awesome but i really cant b bothered writin bout it so i guess ull all just hav 2 cal me 2 find out bout my jerusalem shvuos experience for more info contact menashe(LEGEND) on 972525696146 besides that im goin in 2 week with gods help 2 california how very xcitin neways i gotta catch sum shut eye so gud shabb 2 u all and all the best

GUESS WHAT i bought my dream camera- its SUPER THIN its that orange one i posted a few weeks ago but i got it in a silvery white its gorgeo8us and amazing im' so happyyy but i'm now broke. all donations are welcome. last nite we had a chanale fellig concert here and it was a surprise farwell concert for us which was realllllllllllllly sad :( :( can't bleive were leaving. a few women in the commmunity bought us each a really pretty necklace - thin white gold chain wiht a crushed diamond heart really nice and the shul got us HUGE framed pictures of te rebbe wiht a plaque inscribed with our names anda really nice message
anyways thats the news from here....


toodeloo

rate this 1-10 for embarassing story

i have a tacker helerious story that hapenned last night. so i go to visit sara dechter, and the decthers block is impos to part on bc one whole side is full of driveways, so you cant park on the tiny little nature strips in btw drive ways unless your car is really NIFTY. anyways, i park covering a tiny bit of the narrowest drive anyways, all proud that i got a spot ( i had already been kicked out of their driveway by an angry neighbour). anways, 2 hours later i come back to my car and there is another car double parked alongside. i cassualy apologize to the driver - 'was i blocking your driveway? im so sorry'. anwyas, got my head blasted off - shes been waiting for half an hour and what was i thinking. if you think thats bad, well husband of car driver rocks up on the scene in only tzitzis blasting me like youve never heard - how dumb can you be, so inconsiderate, why didnt you leave a note, and so irresponsible with all your belongings in an unlocked car, your wallet and id and cash. wait one sec, EXCUSE ME - how do YOU know wahts inside my yellow bag - the guy went through all my stuff! but it gets beter, coz i speed my little bottom out of that place so fast, but half an hour later i get a phone call form, get this, MRS. ZARCHI (who lives across the road) that i must move my car, pple have such tempers, they could smash my windows. this is at 11:30pm mind you. so im all apologetic, how do you know mrs.zarchi that my car was on your block? the dude who went through my bag saw that my last name was wolf, with an australian license, calls R'Zarchi bc he knows hte wolf connections, r'zarchi calls eli in australia to get my cell phone number and gives it to mrs.zarchi at 11:30 to tell me to move my car!?! If this is not embarassing, then I dont know what is - dina, this is definitely worse than mrs.pikarski (my neighbour) screaming at me for nearly crashing into a passing truck on my block!

waking up in bed today, is sat up, and i felt a huge pain, a special type of pain, a pain from eating way to much milchiks over tehr past few days. at the bottom of my stomach was a weight pulling pulling me down, down , down, causing me to fall back into my ed and going back to sleep. then i woke up again, and had to run to the toilet, before doing the toilet in an untiolet'dike place. down the hallway i race, oooops, forgot to do the mioda ani, i ran back to my room, jump into my bed, hide all evidence that i've been out of the bed without doing moida ani. then i do the moida ni, pretend to yawn adn stretch, jummp up race down the hallway, into the toilet, close the door ,lock it, sit down. ooooooooops forgot to do the neggie, stand up open door, race down the hallawyjump into bed, hide all the evidence that ive been out of bed without the neggie, wash the - oooops i forgot to bring neggie to my room last night, oy vay. i jump out of bed race down the hallway,fill up the neggie wash my hantelach, go into the toileet close and lock the door, sit down and relax. until, oooooops,i look at my hand, what do i see? is taht a place where the neggie water didn't touch? i think it is. i open the door reffil neggie, thaen waht do i do?? do i wash for morning neggie or for toilet neggie??? don't know. run to the phone, call up the rabbi ,"what do id do....." after about 1/2 hr. of explaining the situation, i hear "t...d...h..e..c..m..o. your call could not be cnnected, please check the no. and try again...h..w...l...m...f..b..i..x." i slam down the phone in aggrovation.
so i is wattleing into the study and i is looking up shulchan aruch haRav. only prob is that it is not discussing such things in this shulchan aruch. i turn around to the next shelf and take down a igros moshe, take a look at the index and decide that i's too complicated. so, i look around for a sefer which says letters in english and what do i see??bingo; "letters in englsih" i take her down from the shelf and take a look inside, and what do i see?

B'H date

to ........

peace and blessings...........

nope not for now, that's not the book i'm looking for.

MAKE A LONMG STORY short

i wash neggie 5 times to be really mad-dish, than i don't really need to go back to the toilet for obvious erasons but i do need to get some fresh undies.
see you at zaida pinek's, i son't need to air out my begoodim, i ready cleaned them this morning

yours truly
yoske

P.S.
lesson of the story: chitas rambam and mikvah every day

did this work? sheva and mendel in the corner of the glasses store